RED LIGHT CAMERA'S GOTTA GO <click title to play
Lyrics by H. F. Van Der Grinten
Singer Zelda Dashiell
Recording Yard Sound Studios
Regarding straight-through violations, the theme of this song is that red light cameras turn traffic lights into guessing games and impose taxation by the method of random selection. The fines levied by this method of enforcement mainly provide punishment for the crime of failing to be clairvoyant.
H. F. Van Der Grinten
August 21, 2014
RED LIGHT CAMERA’S GOTTA GO©
Red light camera’s gotta go
That red light camera’s gotta go
Camera’s gotta go
Driven down the road.
Oh, yellow light’s on.
When’s it going red?
Is that camera gonna get me?
I really don’t know.
Red light camera’s gotta go
Red light camera’s gotta go
Red light camera’s gotta go
Did I blink at the wrong time?
Am I driving too fast?
Can I stop or can I go?
I really don’t know.
Is that camera’s gonna get me?
I really can’t see
Oh red light camera’s gotta go
Red light camera’s gotta go
I said red light camera’s gotta go
Don’t ya know
My crystal ball is broke.
My future isn’t good, no
Should I stop or should I go?
Is that camera’s gonna get me?
I don’t know.
Red light camera’s gotta go
Red light camera’s gotta go
Red light camera’s gotta go
Oh, don’t ya know
I aint no yellow light prophet
My guessing’s not for sure
Don’t know when that red light’s coming
Oh I can’t play this game no more.
That red light camera’s gotta go.
That red light camera’s gotta go.
That red light camera’s gotta go.
That red light camera’s gotta go.
That red light camera’s gotta go.
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